quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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