I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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