all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do vagina's smell?
handjob tips. give me some.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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