Do you still have your period?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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