Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
if only i could text you this smell
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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