O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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