Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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