Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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