Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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