Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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