me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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