I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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