Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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