i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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