The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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