3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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