I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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