People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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