do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm both gender and math confused
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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