But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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