did you get engaged???
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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