Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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