Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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