Soap is not a condiment
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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