I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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