I don't remember. Are we still dating?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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