Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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