I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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