His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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