doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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