smell my finger.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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