I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Randomize
