You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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