Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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