Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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