she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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