please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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