my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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