why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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