OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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