Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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