Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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