Can Purell be used as lube?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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