Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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