East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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