he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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