if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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