I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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