Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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