we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I think your dad took our porno
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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